Another Suggestion....

[Absinthe]

The boss had the following idea: all ladies have to list their cup size on their profile page.

What do you think? Would this be a good idea? Would this help Swollen Cranium to gain more members?

And ... of course... what will the guys list on their profiles?

(According to Cranium - nothing. I don't think that's fair).

[CrAnIuM]

Shut your pie hole, woman .. and make me a goddamn sammitch.

[Absinthe]

Shut your pie hole woman .. and make me a goddamn sammitch.


you want a sandwich??? get me a coffee while you are at it...:khi7h:

[Titty]

Cup sizes don't matter. The quality of the jugs is what really counts.

I say titty pics should be required from every female member. Unless you're a bulbous bitch, in which case you should be banned.

[CrAnIuM]

Cup sizes don't matter. The quality of the jugs is what really counts.

I say titty pics should be required from every female member. Unless you're a bulbous bitch, in which case you should be banned.


But but but ....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EjwSTjn4Nk
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EjwSTjn4Nk)

[Absinthe]

But but but ....

Exactly....

That's a very catchy song...

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=7&pictureid=95

[Absinthe]

Cup sizes don't matter. The quality of the jugs is what really counts.

I say titty pics should be required from every female member. Unless you're a bulbous bitch, in which case you should be banned.


Sure... you are 100% correct... and at the same time we ban all guys that don't have a nice six-pack... (hehehehe)



This will be a very empty place, I guess...

:59: Hhhhhmmmm...

[CrAnIuM]

Sure... you are 100% correct... and at the same time we ban all guys that don't have a nice six-pack... (hehehehe)



This will be a very empty place, I guess...

:59: Hhhhhmmmm...


I've got a 9 pack.

[Absinthe]

You can't include the "little guys" below the waist line...

[CrAnIuM]

You can't include the "little guys" below the waist line...


Yes I can .. those are my lovin muscles ...

[Absinthe]

Yes I can .. those are my lovin muscles ...


woooo.... I am impressed....

:yociexp88:

[CrAnIuM]

woooo.... I am impressed....

:yociexp88:


Yeah ... so is every 18 year old skank in town.

[Absinthe]

Eeeewwwww..... nasty

[Blood]

I think we should take it down a notch and just post balls and butt cleavage.

That way everybodys happy.

[CrAnIuM]

I think we should take it down a notch and just post balls and butt cleavage.

That way everybodys happy.




NO. :79:

[Blood]

NO. :79:

Don't be so hard on yourself, i'm sure you have very handsome balls.

[CrAnIuM]

Don't be so hard on yourself, i'm sure you have very handsome balls.


I never look at my thingies .. that would be gay.

[Blood]

I never look at my thingies .. that would be gay.

Hiding them from us gals would also be a homo move on your part.

[CrAnIuM]

Hiding them from us gals would also be a homo move on your part.


Girls are known carriers of the dreaded cootie.

Are you trying to get me infected ??

[Blood]

Girls are known carriers of the dreaded cootie.

Are you trying to get me infected ??


Yes.

Thrice. :songhua2:

[Absinthe]

I never look at my thingies .. that would be gay.

I find that hard to believe...

I picture you standing in front of a mirror admiring yourself...
:yociexp106:

[Jenn]

Cup sizes don't matter. The quality of the jugs is what really counts.

I say titty pics should be required from every female member. Unless you're a bulbous bitch, in which case you should be banned.

I agree with you about cup sizes not mattering. I know a girl who has a D cup, and her boobs just sag to her knees. Pretty sad considering she's only 24.

[Incognito]

I agree with you...

THERES a shocker.

[JackBlack]

I agree with you about cup sizes not mattering. I know a girl who has a D cup, and her boobs just sag to her knees. Pretty sad considering she's only 24.

You poor girl I feel your pain.:21_003:

[Blood]

THERES a shocker.

Oh shush, you agree with him on this too.

Boobs are pointless unless they have A) nice nipples, or B) firmness or C) they can't be looking at you funny.

[Incognito]

Oh shush, you agree with him on this too.

Boobs are pointless unless they have A) nice nipples, or B) firmness or C) they can't be looking at you funny.

That would be correct.

[Saucy]

I think we should take it down a notch and just post females' junk in the trunk.

That way everybodys happy.

Couldn't agree more.

[Blood]

Couldn't agree more.

What a liar face!

Just for that you gotta post your nuts.

Twice.

And one has to be an extreme close up, i want to be able to see the fine mist of nutfluff.

[Jenn]

You poor girl I feel your pain.:21_003:

Ahaha. It aint me. If they got that big, I would get a reduction.

[Blood]

Ahaha. It aint me. If they got that big, I would get a reduction.

Yup, thats the way it's looking for me, i'm already up to a 34 DD. =/

But i've seen before and after pictures of reductions and it seems to me like they almost look worse after the surgery.

[Jenn]

Yup, thats the way it's looking for me, i'm already up to a 34 DD. =/

But i've seen before and after pictures of reductions and it seems to me like they almost look worse after the surgery.


Eeeks. I have not seen any before/after pictures. I just know that I do NOT want saggy boobs, nor do I want extreme back pain. =\

[Blood]

Eeeks. I have not seen any before/after pictures. I just know that I do NOT want saggy boobs, nor do I want extreme back pain. =

Yeah, the back pain is a bitch, but I'm lucky enough to not have them sag just yet.

But i know when i get in my late thirties I'm going to have to roll them up like a fruit roll up to stuff them in my bra. =/

Sexy no?

[Jenn]

Yeah, the back pain is a bitch, but I'm lucky enough to not have them sag just yet.

But i know when i get in my late thirties I'm going to have to roll them up like a fruit roll up to stuff them in my bra. =/

Sexy no?


LOL! It might not get that bad. There are lucky females who still have big, perky breast. I just know of one who has two kids, and after that, they fell to the floor.