teh Staff Room

[Polar Bear]

As some of you may be aware, I want in this room very very badly. I'm sure getting in there would make my life better.

I don't neessarily want any Mod powers, or extra user abilities, mind you..I only want access to this area of the website. Like a crisp, tasty carrot being dangled in front of me, teh Staff Room is so close...but just out of reach. Runnin with all the speed I can muster, I still have not managed to grasp this golden ring as of yet.

As a testiment to my resolve, (and for the benefit of any of my brothers and sisters out there who would also like entrance into this Fort Knox-like secret hall) I have compiled a short list of incorrect Passwords that I have tried.

Let it serve as a list of phrases that will not get you in there, so that you may focus your attenton on more differenter words and phrases. I've highlighted them in red to accentuate their wrongness.

Passwords that Do Not get you into the Staff Room:

1. LetMeIn

2. PleaseLetMeIn

3. Seriously..let me in.

4. Studebaker

5. CraniumHasABigDick
( ^ This is one I probably would use if it were my forum. Except it would say Polar Bear...not cranium.)

6. OpenSaysMe

7. o;/zs/;/;orf/;'
( ^ This one was actually more-so just me throwing a tantrum, and beating the keyboard with my fists.)

8. Hooray!ARMY!!

9. PinkTanksRule

10. NoPBsAllowed

Please feel free to add any others that I may have missed.

[mcsmc]

V@g1n4 works. I'm guessing Violet came up with it, and NOT Cranium.

[mcsmc]

As a side note, I think this thread should've been put in the Free Fire Zone, and not the Info Zone.

[InterStella]

Lol @ this thread.... Chappy, you make me cry!

[Scabman]

I tried "shemale" and "Jelsoft"(it stands at the bottom of the page). Then I got bored with it and played with myself.
But you keep on cracking at it, boy!

[CrAnIuM]

If anyone guesses correctly I will either:

a) Ban you.

or

b) MOD you.

[mcsmc]

If anyone guesses correctly I will either:

a) Ban you.

or

b) MOD you.

More FAILED passwords:

WrinklesBeGone

Viagra+

admin

Admin

BanMeIfIGetThisPasswordRight

ModMeIfIGetThisPasswordRight

FishAndSticks

IHATEPEOPLE

FuckYouGuys

BoyfriendBuddha

[dunamis]

So is that permission to bruteforce the password?

[Violet]

Like a crisp, tasty carrot being dangled in front of me...http://informationcentral0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/carrot.jpg

[mcsmc]

So is that permission to bruteforce the password?

It appears to be.

[CrAnIuM]

So is that permission to bruteforce the password?


It appears to be.

Go ahead ...

I'll read the logs and see who it was, and simply Ban that person.


No big deal, actually.

[mcsmc]

Go ahead ...

I'll read the logs and see who it was, and simply Ban that person.


No big deal, actually.

Because the person that does it would be dumb enough to use the same IP to bruteforce as they do post on the forum? Haha... if so, they deserve to be banned.

[mcsmc]

By the way, the Staff Room password prompt page is available to GUESTS... so anyone and everyone has the capacity to attempt a correct password, without even registering.

EDIT: Of course, I'm sure you're security-conscious and have a 20+ random character password protecting everything password protected on the interwebs.

[CrAnIuM]

Because the person that does it would be dumb enough to use the same IP to bruteforce as they do post on the forum? Haha... if so, they deserve to be banned.


Tell you what,

If that action happens I'll just Ban YOU and Shade.

How's that sound, buckwheat ?


In other words:

I take any words such as those as a threat. Jokes or not.

Shut the fuck up and move on.

[KommieKat]

Jackassmcsmc

Calvary

GOCALVARY

Littlebighorn

Custer

GENCUSTER

[Shade]

Tell you what,

If that action happens I'll just Ban YOU and Shade.

How's that sound, buckwheat ?


In other words:

I take any words such as those as a threat. Jokes or not.

Shut the fuck up and move on.

How the hell did i get brought into this.




.....




P.S. I'm stealing wireless, IP bands dont work. If you do decide to ban me, ban the the X X ### ### format, where X is the wild card, or else you will end up banning half the fucking population. I totally did that on WF before. Fucking aol and there IP Addys!!!. That and i still got those pictures of you in the dress!!!

[Titty]

Password

Fuckingpassword

Tittyrules

Smegma

[Shade]

3 most commonly used passwords? love secret and sex...hmm

Love for GDP......

Blank
guns
tanks
men

Nope none of these works. i'll try tranny's later!

Sex
Blank
ishootblanks
none

Still nothing, i guess its secret.....

iweargirlsclothes

BINGO!!!

[mcsmc]

Tell you what,

If that action happens I'll just Ban YOU and Shade.

How's that sound, buckwheat ?


In other words:

I take any words such as those as a threat. Jokes or not.

Shut the fuck up and move on.

Listen, old fart. I never even insinuated that I would attempt to bruteforce the password. Dunamis is the one that brought it up, I was simply bringing factors to light if someone WERE to attempt to "break in" that would make it more difficult due to current forum settings to determine who that person would be. Don't cry at me for that, and don't perceive a devil's advocate approach at security (always a good thing) as "threats".

I personally don't give a flying fuck about the room, and was just making observations. No need to get all personal with it, dude.

[Josie]

Calvary

GOCALVARY

Calvary (Golgotha) is the English-language name given to the hill on which Jesus was crucified. The hill is described as outside Jerusalem, but its location is not certain.

Cavalry : a highly mobile army unit

[KommieKat]

Calvary (Golgotha) is the English-language name given to the hill on which Jesus was crucified. The hill is described as outside Jerusalem, but its location is not certain.

Cavalry : a highly mobile army unit

Whoops!:ops:

Thanks

[Polar Bear]

Some more words that do not work.


crankyadmin

IBabysitRetards

camosRsexy

geeIHopePinkLikesMe

[CrAnIuM]

fukinidjits

[Firestorm]

fukinidjits

Nope. That didn't work either you hairy bastard.

[CrAnIuM]

I change it every 6 hours.

Maybe.

Pfft.

[Hardwood]

Why can we even see that section? Just make it invisible. I am sure there are other sections invisible to "us".

[Titty]

Why can we even see that section? Just make it invisible. I am sure there are other sections invisible to "us".

I can see all sections.

You should see what they've been saying about you in there.

[CrAnIuM]

Why can we even see that section? Just make it invisible. I am sure there are other sections invisible to "us".


Yeah ...


No.

[Firestorm]

I can see all sections.

You should see what they've been saying about you in there.

I told you not to tell everything. See what happens when we share secrets with you?

No more midget porn for you.

[Pinkslit]

There is wall to wall nookie and boobies everywhere.

[badutahboy]

There is wall to wall nookie and boobies everywhere.

Since I'm sure they're primarily your boobies....

I'm gonna have to pass.

[Pinkslit]

Since I'm sure they're primarily your boobies....

I'm gonna have to pass.

The comments of a noob mean zilch to me.

[Shade]

The comments of a noob mean zilch to me.

Is it that time of the month again? You've been incredably bitchy lately...

[badutahboy]

The comments of a noob mean zilch to me.

Lol @ me being a noob... In the eyes of the vast majority of members here, you're infinitely more noobish than I am... I've been acquainted with most of the members here for 3-4 years... you've been exiled by them for about half that time.

But hey, take whatever power trip you want. You're a disrespected post whore on a board I've known about for 1 week.... congrats.

[Pinkslit]

Is it that time of the month again? You've been incredably bitchy lately...

Yes, I have, haven't I.

[Polar Bear]

Lol @ me being a noob... In the eyes of the vast majority of members here, you're infinitely more noobish than I am... I've been acquainted with most of the members here for 3-4 years... you've been exiled by them for about half that time.

But hey, take whatever power trip you want. You're a disrespected post whore on a board I've known about for 1 week.... congrats.


STFU noob.

[badutahboy]

STFU noob.

Pshaw.


Is it ironic that you called me a noob when it was you who invited me here?

[mcsmc]

Lol @ me being a noob... In the eyes of the vast majority of members here, you're infinitely more noobish than I am... I've been acquainted with most of the members here for 3-4 years... you've been exiled by them for about half that time.

But hey, take whatever power trip you want. You're a disrespected post whore on a board I've known about for 1 week.... congrats.

You're right in most respects. However, Pinkslit on this forum has proved to be a quality poster, at least some of the time. She's different than she was on other boards. Plus, she's a moderator here, which means she feels the need (most of the time) to attempt to lead by example.


Pshaw.


Is it ironic that you called me a noob when it was you who invited me here?

It's Polar Bear's time of the month. Pay him no mind.

[KommieKat]

You're right in most respects. However, Pinkslit on this forum has proved to be a quality poster, at least some of the time. She's different than she was on other boards. Plus, she's a moderator here, which means she feels the need (most of the time) to attempt to lead by example.

Ya! What mcsmc said!

And where the fuck is your INTRO? You think you're just too damn fucking cool for that? Hmmm?

Badboyutahs' intro title:

"No need for intros because all of you know me and I way too cool."

[badutahboy]

Ya! What mcsmc said!

And where the fuck is your INTRO? You think you're just too damn fucking cool for that? Hmmm?

Badboyutahs' intro title:

"No need for intros because all of you know me and I way too cool."

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Hardwood]

You're right in most respects. However, Pinkslit on this forum has proved to be a quality poster, at least some of the time. She's different than she was on other boards. Plus, she's a moderator here, which means she feels the need (most of the time) to attempt to lead by example.


This is the third post in a row I have agreed with you. I may have misjudged you.

[mcsmc]

This is the third post in a row I have agreed with you. I may have misjudged you.

Whatever.

I still hate you.

[Fishypancake]

I guess we should have expected this kind of behavior out of him when we decided to give the bears cola.

As for a password I would try...

1- UpUpA
[up up A lauches the bombs]

2- 666HxCPigfucker420

3- HmsOaWater
[helen kellar]

[Hardwood]

Whatever.

I still hate you.

I predicted this post.