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Scarlet
09-24-2009, 09:27 PM
I haven't been to ballet for years and want to go again.
Why is it guys don't want to partner us there?
Every guy I have asked is "too busy" that night but they'll meet me afterwards.

bah.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=2294
http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=2295
CrAnIuM
09-24-2009, 09:33 PM
Because ... Ballet is uber gay.

Unless they are REALLY into that stuff any guy that goes is ONLY doing it to get some ass.
KommieKat
09-24-2009, 10:07 PM
Because ... Ballet is uber gay.

Unless they are REALLY into that stuff any guy that goes is ONLY doing it to get some ass.


Bullshit, ballet is a classical art and lots of modern dancers today get their start in ballet....as did the mofo electric guitar players get their start with classical guitar.

I'd like to see how long YOU can stay on your tippy toes.............One sec maybe??
CrAnIuM
09-24-2009, 10:15 PM
Bullshit, ballet is a classical art and lots of modern dancers today get their start in ballet....as did the mofo electric guitar players get their start with classical guitar.

I'd like to see how long YOU can stay on your tippy toes.............One sec maybe??

Learn to read, fucker ...


I said it was GAY ... I don't fucking like it and I would never even attempt to do it.

I don't give a fuck if Jesus Christ got his start as the fucking Nutcracker .... Ballet is fucking lame x 10.
SlimSkeeter
09-24-2009, 10:30 PM
I don't give a fuck if Jesus Christ got his start as the fucking Nutcracker

That would probably make me even less inclined to try it out. However its worth noting that having football players (American version anyway) take ballet has helped them with their flexibility and balance. Thus, the spectacular dodges and tackles you sometimes see.
CrAnIuM
09-24-2009, 10:37 PM
That would probably make me even less inclined to try it out. However its worth noting that having football players (American version anyway) take ballet has helped them with their flexibility and balance. Thus, the spectacular dodges and tackles you sometimes see.


I restate :

Its still gay.
semj_gandel
09-25-2009, 02:12 AM
ill take you sounds like something id like to experience once.
Gravy
09-25-2009, 03:46 AM
Even nude ballet is boring! Zzzzzzz!
Josie
09-25-2009, 04:04 AM
Even nude ballet is boring! Zzzzzzz!

http://videos.almightyzeus.com/video/981/Nude-Ballet-Session-with-this-busty-brunette

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D-Day
09-25-2009, 08:03 AM
Agree with Cranium...Ballet is gay, & I don't give a shit what someone promised me. I'd never go.
KommieKat
09-30-2009, 06:06 AM
Learn to read, fucker ...


I said it was GAY ... I don't fucking like it and I would never even attempt to do it.

I don't give a fuck if Jesus Christ got his start as the fucking Nutcracker .... Ballet is fucking lame x 10.


I restate :

Its still gay.


Even nude ballet is boring! Zzzzzzz!


Agree with Cranium...Ballet is gay, & I don't give a shit what someone promised me. I'd never go.


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/ignorance_button-p14598302460766355.jpg
mcq56
09-30-2009, 09:59 AM
i'm not busy , can we go tonight ?
Mamba
09-30-2009, 02:00 PM
I like it! I have seen both Midsummer Nights Dream and The Nutcracker Ballets.

They were wonderful!

It's such an art form.

I used to do Ballet, but I gave up because it hurrrrrrrts the tips of your toes!
urateup
10-05-2009, 01:50 PM
Because ... Ballet is uber gay.

Unless they are REALLY into that stuff any guy that goes is ONLY doing it to get some ass.

Hey Scarlet...I got two tickets to the ballet for tonight. You up for it?
Scarlet
10-05-2009, 04:06 PM
Hey Scarlet...I got two tickets to the ballet for tonight. You up for it?

Sure thing. I even have the perfect dress for the occasion.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=2399
SlimSkeeter
10-05-2009, 10:33 PM
^^^ overdressed for the occasion.

Trying to impress someone?
Scarlet
10-06-2009, 12:39 AM
^^^ overdressed for the occasion.

Trying to impress someone?

Yes, one must dress before someone else can undress...yes?
misha
10-06-2009, 01:05 AM
Ballet is gay? Gay as in homosexual or gay as in effeminate? I'll leave the homophobic component of this alone except to say that in my experience, homophobic males have a tendency to be fearful of their own desire to, how shall I say this, suck dick. The father next door in American Beauty anyone?

Mikhail Baryshnikov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Baryshnikov) gay? *buwhahahaha* Misha got more pussy than Purina. I should know. I'm one of his bastards.
SleepieAce
10-06-2009, 08:14 PM
I hate both ballet and opera...and, yes, I've been to both. However, if a girl wants to go and it'll get me some ass...I can sleep through anything.
D-Day
10-07-2009, 12:50 AM
I hate both ballet and opera...and, yes, I've been to both. However, if a girl wants to go and it'll get me some ass...I can sleep through anything.

Obviously she can too.
Negativecool
10-07-2009, 02:15 AM
Expressive interpretive dance in any form is fucking weak sauce, ballet included. It's boring, and presents to me as nothing more than pretentious fuckwits selling spastic playtime acted out by the retarded as "art."


However, given the opportunity, I'd gladly destroy the meat curtains of any heterosexual female ballerina...which I've heard are nearly impossible to come by.
SleepieAce
10-08-2009, 09:33 PM
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Obviously she can too.

Wow. That was almost hurtful.
KommieKat
10-08-2009, 09:40 PM
Wow. That was almost hurtful.

You actually have to HATE something because it's boring?
Bit of a strong word there, don't you think?
SlimSkeeter
10-08-2009, 09:50 PM
You actually have to HATE something because it's boring?
Bit of a strong word there, don't you think?

Yep.
CrAnIuM
10-08-2009, 09:51 PM
You actually have to HATE something because it's boring?
Bit of a strong word there, don't you think?

Sounds fair to me.
KommieKat
10-08-2009, 10:46 PM
Yep.


Sounds fair to me.

No. I don't believe for one moment that he actually slept through the shows.
If he would man up, he'd admit he got something out of it, otherwise, ignorance was his friend those nights.

It's more of a lack of understanding.

I don't care much for Gospel, but I know those singers are putting their heart and soul into it.

I don't understand the German, Italian nor French in Opera, but I know that the human voice is the most beautiful instrument and they show complete control of their vocal cords.

I also know that in Ballet, as well as gymnastics and some forms of marshal arts, the practitioner shows total control of their bodies.

I also know there are a shit load of art works in the major museums and once I have an idea of the artist and their life, I understand it more and appreciate more.

Ignorance is no excuse for hate.
SlimSkeeter
10-08-2009, 10:50 PM
No. I don't believe for one moment that he actually slept through the shows.
If he would man up, he'd admit he got something out of it, otherwise, ignorance was his friend those nights.

It's more of a lack of understanding.

I don't care much for Gospel, but I know those singers are putting their heart and soul into it.

I don't understand the German, Italian nor French in Opera, but I know that the human voice is the most beautiful instrument and they show complete control of their vocal cords.

I also know that in Ballet, as well as gymnastics and some forms of marshal arts, the practitioner shows total control of their bodies.

I also know there are a shit load of art works in the major museums and once I have an idea of the artist and their life, I understand it more and appreciate more.

Ignorance is no excuse for hate.

I was answering in the affirmative in regards to your second question. My bad if that wasn't totally clear.
KommieKat
10-08-2009, 10:53 PM
I was answering in the affirmative in regards to your second question. My bad if that wasn't totally clear.

I'm just generalizing. Nothing directed towards you.

But do be careful, Josie must be entertained so go over your work a second time before entering, making sure she is entertained, because that is after all, why we are here.
Josie
10-09-2009, 02:40 AM
Josie ... whine whine

lawl. emo.

he's bitter cuz I sent him negative kudos.
KommieKat
10-09-2009, 07:21 AM
lawl. emo.

he's bitter cuz I sent him negative kudos.

Talk to the Mr.Hand.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/buddhaboyjp/9FN041.jpg
RedKrem1in
10-13-2009, 06:19 PM
I'm going to have to go with everyone else and say that ballet is gay. Seeing a bunch of guys in tights run around is not my idea of a good time.
Jenn
10-13-2009, 07:20 PM
I took ballet classes when I was around 7 years old. I didn't like it at all, so I quit for karate. But I do know some guys who have taken ballet, they are gay, though. I have never known a straight man who likes ballet. However, I hear football players take it.
KommieKat
10-15-2009, 07:05 AM
I took ballet classes when I was around 7 years old. I didn't like it at all, so I quit for karate. But I do know some guys who have taken ballet, they are gay, though. I have never known a straight man who likes ballet. However, I hear football players take it.

Although ballet does have it's homoerotic elements, there are plenty of straight men involved with it.

Baryshnikov
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Baryshnikov

YouTube - Mikhail Baryshnikov in Giselle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8__iRsxG_A)


What the HELL does it matter if they are gay or not.
Hell, half the stoner Rock n Rollers are Bi and full blown puffers....
Just as long as they keep putting out the entertainment, that's all that matters.............
InterStella
10-15-2009, 04:43 PM
I'm way too shallow to enjoy ballet.

Or, to put it another way, I don't have the ability to dig so deep within myself to find the ounce of pretentiousness that is required to sit and watch the shite while pretending to comprehend the interpretation.

Bollocks to that.
KommieKat
10-16-2009, 09:42 AM
I'm way too shallow ........

......... I don't have the ability to dig so deep within myself ...........

This would have been more than enough to explain yourself on any given topic contained under the heavens...........

Please use it as a sig and trademark it...........ya Jane come lately wanker......
Josie
10-16-2009, 05:34 PM
I think most are referring to the bore of classical ballet. It's monotonous with the same pastel colors rehashed again and again - I agree.

That said, I have been to really great ballets! There was one with a hispanic theme - there was a mariachi band, flower petals they threw into the audience, salsa worked into the mix. Loved it !

And another was put together of 3 different themes. One, classical - boring as all get out. One, 50's teeny bopper theme. Hilarious. And the last was an interpretation of lovers' emotions. The dancers all wore grey bodysuits, head to toe and it was very "primal" - I guess is how I would describe it.

The whole thing was great. Even with the classical ballet starting out.

I will say this - dressing properly for the occasion is mind-boggling. Too dressed up, ya look ridiculous... not enough, ya look ridiculous.
InterStella
10-16-2009, 06:38 PM
This would have been more than enough to explain yourself on any given topic contained under the heavens...........

Please use it as a sig and trademark it...........ya Jane come lately wanker......

Ffs. Is it no longer permissible to make a comment after an absence?

Get the fuck over yourself knobrash.

I gave an opinion, and if it's welcome or not by you, if it's acceptable or not by you, if it's not even fully understood by you, then that's just fucking dandy.

You can fuck off now. Muah.