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Scarlet
08-24-2009, 09:42 PM
Old people piss me off. They shuffle around the supermarkets at the speed of a retarded snail and don't drive much faster.
They reek of either cheap perfume, old spice, piss, shit or a combination of them all.
The women have tits drooping to their waists and the men's ass-cheeks sag to the back of their knees.
Filthy old perverts think they are a woman's answer to eternal love or fabulous sex and prey on all ages of both sexes.
They should all be humanely put down at the age of 55.


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A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news." "Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the elderly patient. The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live." "That's terrible," said the old man. "How can the news possibly be worse?" The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

Scarlet
08-24-2009, 09:50 PM
... and the cheeky old hags think they have a right to our beaches.
I'd concrete them in until high tide had been and gone.

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CrAnIuM
08-24-2009, 09:55 PM
Yeah, I have the same feelings about people of ANY age.

With great relish I long for the day we buy the new house with a 100 meter deep disaster shelter ... I'm never coming up again.

Absinthe
08-24-2009, 09:57 PM
With great relish I long for the day we buy the new house with a 100 meter deep disaster shelter ... I'm never coming up again.

I will throw food scraps down the elevator shaft ... occasionally...

CrAnIuM
08-24-2009, 09:59 PM
I will throw food scraps down the elevator shaft ... occasionally...


As long as you pay the internet bill, and keep the solar batteries maintained I can live on scraps indefinitely.

( You still need to descend to give me sexxes though )

SlimSkeeter
08-24-2009, 10:19 PM
You still need to descend to give me sexxes though

Aside from the typo, that sentence really says so very much.

CrAnIuM
08-24-2009, 10:24 PM
Aside from the typo, that sentence really says so very much.


Ahh .. typo .. I had sexxes on the brains... fixed now !

KommieKat
08-24-2009, 11:14 PM
Ahh .. typo .. I had sexxes on the brains... fixed now !


Could you film yourself pronouncing this and upload it?

Thanks.

Scarlet
08-24-2009, 11:21 PM
Dirty old bastard...

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D-Day
08-25-2009, 08:46 AM
They should all be humanely put down at the age of 55.
This would mean I have less then 10 years left.
I'm not ready to go yet.

P.S. I've never had to use viagra.

Scarlet
08-25-2009, 11:33 PM
The older they get...the more useless they get.

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Scarlet
08-29-2009, 09:49 PM
I bet this isn't the dirty old bugger's grand-daughter...
... and I also bet he's got "half-a-silly on".

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SlimSkeeter
08-30-2009, 03:01 AM
^^^ You should know better than that...