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SlimSkeeter
07-08-2009, 05:28 PM
Worlds Stongest Vagina (http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/) Breaks own Record Lifting 14 kilos.


7 Jul, 11:33 PM

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.




I'm doing my damnedest to come up with an intellectual op-ed, but the best I can come up with is "wow..."

Scarlet
07-08-2009, 05:40 PM
Vaginas have more muscle power than any man possesses.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-xtmGR0rtQ

Guess Who
07-09-2009, 03:49 AM
wow i wanna fuck this chick!!

SlimSkeeter
07-09-2009, 08:45 AM
wow i wanna fuck this chick!!

Dude, thats about 31lbs of force on your man meat at her whim. Can you say "hourglass pener"? Cuz thats gonna be the result.

TopGrey
07-09-2009, 01:54 PM
My wife already uses my balls to strengthen her "intimate" muscles......

Guess Who
07-11-2009, 12:27 AM
Dude, thats about 31lbs of force on your man meat at her whim. Can you say "hourglass pener"? Cuz thats gonna be the result.
good point skeeter. maybe on second thought i won't fuck her.

Gzus
07-11-2009, 10:40 AM
I agree.
Buy the sounds of things, you'd end up being fucked by her.
In more than one way.

SlimSkeeter
07-11-2009, 11:16 AM
I agree.
Buy the sounds of things, you'd end up being fucked by her.
In more than one way.

I think the term you are looking for is FUBAR.