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Scarlet
06-01-2009, 11:42 PM
Russian Army Test

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What you see is what is said to be an entry level test leaked from the Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might have. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, then he is likely to have:

Can’t see circle 1: High aggression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible lower than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigned as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can show uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Requires additional examination.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

SittinGrumpy
06-02-2009, 04:23 PM
Can ANYONE see 5?

NiBBler
06-02-2009, 04:27 PM
Nope, must be my gayness coming out.

Josie
06-02-2009, 04:34 PM
Haha, I like how it's the only pink one too. Pink with yellow spots of sunshine <3

SittinGrumpy
06-02-2009, 04:40 PM
85 maybe?

Josie
06-02-2009, 05:45 PM
69

CrAnIuM
06-02-2009, 06:45 PM
Lame.

Fake.

Phag.

NiBBler
06-02-2009, 06:54 PM
Lame.

Fake.

Phag.
What you couldn't read it either?

CrAnIuM
06-02-2009, 06:58 PM
What you couldn't read it either?

Yep .. you got me .. I'm as gay as 4 guys fucking 5 guys.

Want me to come over and paint your toenails and we could giggle and so on ?

NiBBler
06-02-2009, 07:01 PM
Yep .. you got me .. I'm as gay as 4 guys fucking 5 guys.

Want me to come over and paint your toenails and we could giggle and so on ?
Well of course. A woman's first impulse IS to try to convert the gay guy. It makes for a fun game.

CrAnIuM
06-02-2009, 07:02 PM
Well of course. A woman's first impulse IS to try to convert the gay guy. It makes for a fun game.

Honey, maybe you aint got what it takes .. snap snap.

NiBBler
06-02-2009, 07:08 PM
Honey, maybe you aint got what it takes .. snap snap.LMAO..

I will now forever picture you with one hand on a hip, snapping at me while you are chatting on this forum. No more Mr. Macho for you.

waaaaaa!!