KommieKat
03-30-2008, 09:17 PM
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Note: This thread is about great employment opportunities before the 20th century.
Now Hiring:
Oarsman for Greek Triremes!
See the world, travel the one and only sea, the Med Sea!
Develop muscles as you work. We even provide you with your very own exercise equipment as your work! We call it "the Oar"!
Get some rhythm going in your life to the beat of our very musically talented drummer who doubles as the galleys executioner!
Lose that weight you've always wanted off but were too lazy to do anything about. We not only underfeed you but provide a few cups of water each and every exciting day!
Into scarification? We do it for you! We'll whip your back until it bleeds leaving some very attractive welts!
Want to see action on the high seas? Take part in bloody sea battles as we ram our ship into those nasty Persians!
You even get dangerous pay, being chained to the ship as it sinks!
Contact us today!
Note: This thread is about great employment opportunities before the 20th century.
Now Hiring:
Oarsman for Greek Triremes!
See the world, travel the one and only sea, the Med Sea!
Develop muscles as you work. We even provide you with your very own exercise equipment as your work! We call it "the Oar"!
Get some rhythm going in your life to the beat of our very musically talented drummer who doubles as the galleys executioner!
Lose that weight you've always wanted off but were too lazy to do anything about. We not only underfeed you but provide a few cups of water each and every exciting day!
Into scarification? We do it for you! We'll whip your back until it bleeds leaving some very attractive welts!
Want to see action on the high seas? Take part in bloody sea battles as we ram our ship into those nasty Persians!
You even get dangerous pay, being chained to the ship as it sinks!
Contact us today!