What talent....

[Amythist]

What talent do you wish you could have??
I would have to say the ability to play guitar .
I think that is an awsome talent to have....

[Polar Bear]

Master of illusion woud be a good one.

I'd never have to look for work, and I'd be hella fun at parties. ...Only problem is I never get to go to parties anymore.





oh.
....Now I've made myself sad. :yociexp49:

[funeeman]

I wish I was psychic and could read minds. I'd never lose at poker and win millions. And I'd be even more fun than Chappy at parties.

[Scabman]

Morphing.
I could transform into whoever I wanted and do awesome things.
I'd be the funnest pornstar at the parties.

The crossdressing that I do now is just plain sad.

[Josie]

I wish I was psychic and could read minds. I'd never lose at poker and win millions. And I'd be even more fun than Chappy at parties.

You'd also be a dead man if that was the case.

I wish I could be invisible. I'd go into a library, naked, and just sit and listen to people or fuck with them and try really hard not to laugh.

Realistic talent? I wish I could paint and draw. My brother whips crap out his ass in two seconds and it sells like crazy. Bastard. I always *want* to make something, but it looks like a two year old was given some crayons and paper :yociexpress09:

[Saucy]

I wish I could piss Premium unleaded gasoline.

[funeeman]

You'd also be a dead man if that was the case.

I wish I could be invisible. I'd go into a library, naked, and just sit and listen to people or fuck with them and try really hard not to laugh.

Realistic talent? I wish I could paint and draw. My brother whips crap out his ass in two seconds and it sells like crazy. Bastard. I always *want* to make something, but it looks like a two year old was given some crayons and paper :yociexpress09:

I'd have you naked in a game of strip poker about 20 times before you'd ever catch on. And you'd probably be pregnant with your third child by then as well.

[Josie]

I'd have you naked in a game of strip poker about 20 times before you'd ever catch on. And you'd probably be pregnant with your third child by then as well.

Since when are you so condescending?



my point was that if you never lost at poker, there would be someone who wanted you dead.
I don't plan on having anymore children. Not that that's any of your business, fatty.
Don't you have kids? Yeah, fuck off.

[funeeman]

Since when are you so condescending?



my point was that if you never lost at poker, there would be someone who wanted you dead.
I don't plan on having anymore children. Not that that's any of your business, fatty.
Don't you have kids? Yeah, fuck off.


I wasn't being condescending. I was in a round about way saying you were attractive and if I had you naked from strip poker I would try like hell to bone you.

Its probably also fair to mention that I got a vasectomy last Friday so in all honesty. . . I probably wouldn't have knocked you up.

I'm working on the fat thing.

[Josie]

I wasn't being condescending. I was in a round about way saying you were attractive and if I had you naked from strip poker I would try like hell to bone you.

Its probably also fair to mention that I got a vasectomy last Friday so in all honesty. . . I probably wouldn't have knocked you up.

I'm working on the fat thing.

Oh. Well, sorry for jumping down your throat, then.

[Amythist]

I wish I could piss Premium unleaded gasoline.

that is a good one...... I may have to mimic you on that one.....sweet!

[gigman]

I wish I had the gift of Donald Trump.

[Violet]

Realistic talent? I wish I could paint and draw. ^ What she said.

Either that, or to be a better writer.

Hell, who am I kidding? I'd be happy just to be able to find my keys every morning.

[Titty]

I wish I had the gift of Donald Trump.

Fag.

[4nik8]

Fag.

You already have that talent.

[Shade]

I wish i could sing. I can play all the other instruments, but i make my deep sexy voice sound like a nerdy teenager who's balls are dropping in mid note...

[OutKast]

I wish I could sing or play a musical instrument. I love music so much...

[Stormcrow]

I wish that I had the talent to be as tolerant of people in the real world as I am on the Interweb.


Seriously, I'm an ass hole.

[dunamis]

I wish I could play piano like my piano instructor.

[Absinthe]

Playing an instrument... that would be nice...

Until I get to that point I wouldn't mind having the great power of "Self Multiplication"... I would send the other me to work and the real me would stay at home relaxing...
:24:

[Lisa]

I love music also. I'd love to be able to play guitar and the violin.

[gigman]

Fag.

The gift of business asshat.

[gigman]

I wish that I had the talent to be as tolerant of people in the real world as I am on the Interweb.


Seriously, I'm an ass hole.
Yes we know. lol

[Shade]

I wish I could play piano like my piano instructor.

Is she hot?

[dunamis]

Is she hot?

He is about fifty years old.

[Celtic Crusher]

Piano for me too. But I am gonna start working on it soon enough.


Unrealistic talent would be teleportation.

[*Lins*]

I wish I could play guitar better. I can play, just not very good.. YET.
I wish I could sing, although people say I can but I don't believe them.
And, I wish I could draw good.

[Scabman]

He is about fifty years old.

Is he hot?