Member picture thread.

[Blood]

Because I'm to lame to think of anything else to start a thread about I'm going to do what i always do...start a picture thread! =)

I know quite a few of you, but there are still quite a few that i don't know, so i thought it would be fun to finally see who all I'm talking to.

Try to make the pictures as recent as you can!

Ready...set....GO!:khi4b:

[CrAnIuM]

I will ... later ...:music:

[Blood]

I will ... later ...:music:

You better!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/Bloodseductress/crabs.jpg

[CrAnIuM]

Aids thingy ...


Did I do a 'plumbing' check first ?






( pssst ... I still have the proud Marry Video !!)

[Blood]

Did I do a 'plumbing' check first ?






( pssst ... I still have the proud Marry Video !!)

Nope, i just pretended like i was a hawt chick thats into buttsex so that you wouldn't even bother checking around front. =)

No you don't!! doesn't anyone ever delete anything after i tell them to anymore?!

Thats blackmail it is! :yociexpress03:

[Pinkslit]

You asked for it. LMAO :yociexp37:

I'll post one later .. *giggles*


(http://imageshack.us)

[funeeman]

The only one I have is a horrible one from last week after I came in from exercising the dogs. I'm nasty looking....so no.

[dunamis]

I guess I look a lot different.

http://zorachus.net/images/hello.jpg

http://zorachus.net/images/ohdear.jpg

[funeeman]

Dunny. . you look like you're coming down from a two month meth high. Have you even seen the daylight?

[lianhan_shee]

this is me
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k260/katyadraco/CIMG0766.jpg

[Josie]

I guess I look a lot different.

Oh wow... yes, you do. :yociexp57:

[Josie]

i have new pics on my phone and a friend's camera. Whenever one of us gets around to uploading them somewhere, I'll post.

[Blood]

i have new pics on my phone and a friend's camera. Whenever one of us gets around to uploading them somewhere, I'll post.

Noooo post the awesomely hawt one with the flower on your shoulder. pleaseeeee!

[Josie]

Noooo post the awesomely hawt one with the flower on your shoulder. pleaseeeee!

1. It's not current
2. It's not hot.
3. Iono wanna

I promise, I have new ones :) And hey, I think that in one of 'em you can even see my enlarged gut!

[Blood]

1. It's not current
2. It's not hot.
3. Iono wanna

I promise, I have new ones :) And hey, I think that in one of 'em you can even see my enlarged gut!

Ugh your such a dick! haha Oh well atleast i've gotten the pleasure of seeing it. =)

And i GUESS a bit of a prego gut MIGHT make it up for me. =)

[Josie]

Here's the most recent pic *I* have. It's from about a week ago.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=12&pictureid=199

Okay, he looks high in this one... and the color and whatnot is all wack cuz the lighting was weird and I tried to edit and whatever... BUT it's the only one I could find that had a sort of belly shot in it.

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=12&pictureid=197

Aaand because I think my little snotball is the cutest there ever was....

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=12&pictureid=196

[CrAnIuM]

Anyone that names their kid "Belly" should be smacked 'upside' the head !!

[Absinthe]

Here's the most recent pic *I* have. It's from about a week ago.



Okay, he looks high in this one... and the color and whatnot is all wack cuz the lighting was weird and I tried to edit and whatever... BUT it's the only one I could find that had a sort of belly shot in it.

Aaand because I think my little snotball is the cutest there ever was....

He is very cute!! And definitely has your eyes...

[Josie]

Anyone that names their kid "Belly" should be smacked 'upside' the head !!

:smilie947780:

[dunamis]

Dunny. . you look like you're coming down from a two month meth high. Have you even seen the daylight?

It's true; I probably spend less than an hour outside each day. I think that should change this summer.


Oh wow... yes, you do. :yociexp57:

I guess it happens.

edit: Funee, that first picture was after playing DDR. I was sweaty, tired, and red-faced.

[Blood]

^^ i wouldn't admit to that if i was jew.

[KommieKat]

December, 2007.

Yes, I've lost weight since that picture. Yay on me!

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=22&pictureid=143

[Josie]

Whoa. Just whoa. :yociexp37:

So far, the only cute ones to post are Blood and Lian...

[KommieKat]

Whoa. Just whoa. :yociexp37:

So far, the only cute ones to post are Blood and Lian...

Tell you what. When you reach 46, IF you reach 46, send me your pic and lets see how you hold up.

I shall be waiting.

[Josie]

Tell you what. When you reach 46, IF you reach 46, send me your pic and lets see how you hold up.

I shall be waiting.

Deal. Both my parents still look great and are in great shape, so I'm not worried :58_002:

[Blood]

Whoa. Just whoa. :yociexp37:

So far, the only cute ones to post are Blood and Lian...

You wen't half bad yourself there tiger. I dig the hair...must suck though not to be able to dye it because of chunky monkey Pt2.

And are you trying to say that the majority of the members here are ooogly?

Thats pretty harsh!:khi3h:

[Josie]

You wen't half bad yourself there tiger. I dig the hair...must suck though not to be able to dye it because of chunky monkey Pt2.

I can dye my hair while pregnant. It's more that people treat me like shit when I'm out with Eagan and the belly if my hair is some odd color. It gets tiring, so I'm going bland for awhile.


And are you trying to say that the majority of the members here are ooogly?

Thats pretty harsh!

Nope. Just that the two other posters in this thread didn't post very flattering pics. As for harsh, why post your pic if you can't handle someone saying something as light as "The other people are cute." ?

:khi9a:

[Violet]

I can dye my hair while pregnant. Bah. Lucky! I went with semi-permanent cotton candy pink and it was fine, but once I started to show I wanted to tame it.. so I used some sort of auburn color. Within 2 weeks the permanent dye washed out and I was blond again. The transition period was ghastly, too.

[Assinhat]

Halloween is the most recent I have.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/wondersmeg/Head.jpg

[Assinhat]

The chin pubes are gone now.
I went months that way. It seems those close to me were too busy laughing at the fact I looked like a child molester to let me know.

[Violet]

Halloween is the most recent I have.


Sweet!

[Amythist]

.,.,


this is me...hiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[Titty]

Amy's a milf.

[Violet]

Amy's a milf.
Indeed.

[Amythist]

I think vi is a total hottie!!!! :yociexp77::yociexp77:

[Assinhat]

Amy's a milf.

word.

[Lisa]

Some nice pics in here you guys.

[dunamis]

Slightly less awful picture, also recent:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f310/fl4m3g0d/diveAAA.jpg

[Violet]

Slightly less awful picture, also recent:


Hehehehe..
Much better. You look less inclined to kill someone here.

[Blood]

C'mon i know this isn't everybody. Don't be shy, post up!

[DaKine]

Reminds me of 'Dawn of the Dead' in here. Smile people


Except the boy, he's cute

[Josie]

Bah. Lucky! I went with semi-permanent cotton candy pink and it was fine, but once I started to show I wanted to tame it.. so I used some sort of auburn color. Within 2 weeks the permanent dye washed out and I was blond again. The transition period was ghastly, too.

LMAO! Um... ^that^ is exactly what is happening to me right now! :laluot_20:

I'm supposed to be an auburnish reddish brunette in the pics I posted... however, as you can see, that isn't really workin' out too spiffy.

[Absinthe]

Ok... here it is....

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/kazabra/swollen%20cranium/1349164375_4.jpg

[CrAnIuM]

^^^ Woo hoo !

[Josie]

Ok... here it is....






I see it now. You are loverly :yociexp77:

[Stormcrow]

Yeah, It's the same pic I post everywhere, but I seriously don't have anything more recent. So, Stormcrow.

2

[Titty]

Yeah, It's the same pic I post everywhere, but I seriously don't have anything more recent. So, Stormcrow.

2

You look like Billy Squier, circa 1983.

http://www.acmetoycompany.com/Bsquier.jpg

[Stormcrow]

You look like Billy Squier, circa 1983.

http://www.acmetoycompany.com/Bsquier.jpg


Indeed. Maybe the mystery of my long lost father has been solved? :59:

[Lisa]

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=13&pictureid=208

[Absinthe]

I see it now. You are loverly :yociexp77:

Thank you!!! :09:

I don't know what went wrong when I first posted the pic, but luckily it is working now....

[Celtic Crusher]

http://www.darksides.co.uk/images/smileys/Bigsmileys/Big-licking.gif

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/Whoriskey/lisa3-200x150.jpg

[Celtic Crusher]

In the words of Mr. Schwarzenegger "I'll be back".

[InterStella]

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=13&pictureid=208

That's very dark.... and *edit the bitchy bit*.

If you're gonna do it, do it right.

[Celtic Crusher]

That's very dark.... and *edit the bitchy bit*.

If you're gonna do it, do it right.

It's not that dark. How low is your monitor's brightness?

[4nik8]

It's not that dark. How low is your monitor's brightness?

Unless you have your monitor set on "sun tan", that's friggin' dark.

[Amythist]

I have to agree.....

[Saucy]

My face was burned while trying to impersonate Chuck Norris.

[Celtic Crusher]

Here's another two that I found


http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/Whoriskey/BarryandLisa01-400x300.jpg




http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/Whoriskey/MCF76.jpg

[Titty]

Here's another two that I found

How long till you're on solid food?

[Amythist]

in your face!!!!

[Violet]

Ok... here it is....

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/kazabra/swollen%20cranium/1349164375_4.jpg

Oooo.. that's a very nice pic.

[Violet]

My face was burned while trying to impersonate Chuck Norris.
You're full of poop. Poop, I say!

[Shade]

Yay for hot girls! Booo for the memories of the pic of prick i've seen so long ago!!

[4nik8]

How long till you're on solid food?

God damn it.

That made me laugh, fucker.

[Celtic Crusher]

How long till you're on solid food?

How fucking dare you make me laugh at one of your posts! The absolute cheek!

[Blood]

C'monnnn not everybody posted their pic in here yet!!
Don't be a square! All of the cool kids are doing it!!!

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v154/118/15/546717675/n546717675_421272_7002.jpg

Yes, thats right, i'm bringing out the sexy pics..watch out! haha

[lianhan_shee]

Tell you what. When you reach 46, IF you reach 46, send me your pic and lets see how you hold up.

I shall be waiting.

'Giggles' I am 37 they say ink keeps you young.

[funeeman]

in your face!!!!

Over a year on forums and still can't figure out the quote button.

[InterStella]

Over a year on forums and still can't figure out the quote button.

You are a funee man, banging your head against a really big funee wall.

Give it up. You have more chance of seeing titty pics.

[InterStella]

Off on one, but, can anybody see my avatar? I can't.

[Celtic Crusher]

Off on one, but, can anybody see my avatar? I can't.

I can see it.

[Blood]

Off on one, but, can anybody see my avatar? I can't.

I can see it just fine. :khi2d:
*whispers* I think you're crazy...

[CrAnIuM]

Off on one, but, can anybody see my avatar? I can't.


Browser ?

OS ?

[*Lins*]

Shitty Pic but whatever
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1186/dxzbo2.jpg

[Jenn]

Shitty Pic but whatever
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1186/dxzbo2.jpg

You;re really pretty.

[Titty]

I'd like to motorboat Lins' boobies.

[*Lins*]

I'd like to motorboat Lins' boobies.


boobies??? where?? I don't see any boobies! But if you can find some somewhere on me, you can motorboat them. Only once though.

[InterStella]

I can see it just fine.
*whispers* I think you're crazy...

I think I am too. Totally soup.



Browser ?

OS ?


What is OS?

Anyway, sometimes I can see it, but mostly I can't. I see everybody elses tho. Meh.

[Josie]

What is OS?

Operating System.

[Polar Bear]

Most of you already know what I look like. I haven't changed.

Not all of you have seen my armpit, though. We're just gonna correct that shit right now.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/praxis8/090322.jpg

[Celtic Crusher]

Most of you already know what I look like. I haven't changed.

Not all of you have seen my armpit, though. We're just gonna correct that shit right now.

[/IMG]

I've seen it. And I was as unimpressed back then as I am now.

[Celtic Crusher]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/Whoriskey/Image01.jpg

[Lisa]

^^^^^^^ Looks fairly blurry to me.

It's a wonder nobody has "bitched" about the quality yet.

[CrAnIuM]

^^^^^^^ Looks fairly blurry to me.

It's a wonder nobody has "bitched" about the quality yet.


I wasn't sure if he took a pic of his face of the cat's bunghole ...

Either way I was thankful it was blurry.

[Lisa]

I wasn't sure if he took a pic of his face of the cat's bunghole ...

Either way I was thankful it was blurry.


Hehehe. Meanie.

[Violet]

Most of you already know what I look like. I haven't changed.

Not all of you have seen my armpit, though. We're just gonna correct that shit right now.

You're hawt.

[The Saint]

...

[Lisa]

...


Oooh, nice pic.

[The Saint]

Heh, thanks.

All pics here are good, except for the one where Dunamis looks practically dead.

I especially love the ladies though.

[DaKine]

...



Why are you wearing a dress. Are you gay?

[Titty]

Why are you wearing a dress. Are you gay?

Shut the fuck up until you summon the courage to post your pic.

[DaKine]

Shut the fuck up until you summon the courage to post your pic.


Yes sir Master Cockmans. That's funny

[Josie]

Mmmm, Saint is hawtness :yociexp77:

[The Saint]

Why are you wearing a dress. Are you gay?
No, that's a poor imitation of a kilt which I wore during my holiday in Schotland.

Shut the fuck up until you summon the courage to post your pic.
Thanks.

Mmmm, Saint is hawtness

But so are you sweetiepie. Nammie.

[Lisa]

^^ I actually thought you were from Scotland when i saw your pic but i realised i was wrong when i looked at the location under your avatar.

As for the kilt well, that is just super sexy. Me likies.

[*Lins*]

hmmm I'm seeing lots of people write silly things in this thread but I am NOT seeing lots of people post their picies!! so DO IT NOW.

[4nik8]

Shut the fuck up until you summon the courage to post your pic.

She can't. WEB TV doesn't have that ability.

[Scabman]

I was just standing in the mirror, totally checking our my own ass, when I remembered this thread and thought I should share a bit of myself.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i41/Andersbl/DSC00074.jpg

Why I'm half naked? Because I can be!

[InterStella]

^^^ Lol.

I love you, Crabman.

[Scabman]

Yeah, totally forgot that you guys rather see my long purdy hair than my breasts.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i41/Andersbl/DSC00076.jpg
Fookers.


[/attention whore]

[Blood]

Why I'm half naked? Because I can be!

Total hawtness!

Good job scabby, its nice to see you still have your boyish good looks. :yociexp50: *cuddles*

Holy hawtness batman! i just saw the new pic you put up!!

My hair still owns yours but damnit your hair still kicks ass!

[Violet]

Yeah, totally forgot that you guys rather see my long purdy hair than my breasts.
Damn it. If I ask nicely, will you shave your head and make me a wig? (I have a birthday coming up!)

[Scabman]

Damn it. If I ask nicely, will you shave your head and make me a wig? (I have a birthday coming up!)


No.
But, I might shave other places on my body and send you a box of assorted hair. Since I wuv you.:yociexp77:

[Violet]

No.
But, I might shave other places on my body and send you a box of assorted hair. Since I wuv you.:yociexp77:Hahahaha.. yes.


Oh! I'll need a "Scabman is watching you" poster as well, please.

[Scabman]

Hahahaha.. yes.


Oh! I'll need a "Scabman is watching you" poster as well, please.

As long as you put it over the bed for Chappy to see!

[Violet]

As long as you put it over the bed for Chappy to see!Of course!:yociexp27:

[Manis_B]

http://a322.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/30/l_cb1674d2b3f460ed9e78b4d81f9e2c81.jpg

[CrAnIuM]

^^^^ Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude !!!

[Manis_B]

^^^^ Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude !!!

are you hitting on me?

[Blood]

*pic*

Cuuuuute!!

But i do have the urge to burn that jacket.

But still, your adorable!:yociexp77:

[Manis_B]

Cuuuuute!!

But i do have the urge to burn that jacket.

But still, your adorable!:yociexp77:

aww thanks blood! i think by "burn" you ment "wear" tho

[CrAnIuM]

are you hitting on me?


Are you wearing last years special Olympics T-shirt?

[Josie]

Are you wearing last years special Olympics T-shirt?

Awww!!! you fixed it. Meanie head.

[CrAnIuM]

Awww!!! you fixed it. Meanie head.


Yeah .. global edit is the bee's knees.

[Manis_B]

Are you wearing last years special Olympics T-shirt?

close, its a t-shirt i made for a barcrawl. notice the moose giving a thumbs up

[CrAnIuM]

close, its a t-shirt i made for a barcrawl. notice the moose giving a thumbs up


You sure are a creative little elf !!

[gigman]

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=13&pictureid=208
Damn, you are so hot baby.
I'm in love.:yociexp77:

[Manis_B]

this thread needs moar pics

[Violet]

this thread needs moar pics
'Tis true.

I don't think I have anything that everyone hasn't already seen, though.

*edit* I stole this from Amythist's profile:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e345/wickedviolet/jasonsvisit019.jpg

[gigman]

You sweet little thangs you.^^^^

[Amythist]

'Tis true.

I don't think I have anything that everyone hasn't already seen, though.

*edit* I stole this from Amythist's profile:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e345/wickedviolet/jasonsvisit019.jpg

Hey...you snagger! hahahah:khi7h:

[Amythist]

I think that was right after that 2nd shot....hahahah she luvssss my drunk ass!!!

[Manis_B]

'Tis true.

I don't think I have anything that everyone hasn't already seen, though.

*edit* I stole this from Amythist's profile:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e345/wickedviolet/jasonsvisit019.jpg

THATS A BRAND X SHIRT!

[Violet]

I think that was right after that 2nd shot....hahahah she luvssss my drunk ass!!!


THATS A BRAND X SHIRT!Uh huh!




You sweet little thangs you.^^^^
Heh.. thank you. :khi4m:

[Celtic Crusher]

^^^^^^^ Looks fairly blurry to me.


It looked okay to me. But:

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/Whoriskey/Image107-1.jpg


I wasn't sure if he took a pic of his face of the cat's bunghole ...

Either way I was thankful it was blurry.

:khi4h:

[Polar Bear]

You sweet little thangs you.^^^^

No!!!

Mine!

[Amythist]

You sweet little thangs you.^^^^

thanks ya

[MoonChild69]

Yeah, totally forgot that you guys rather see my long purdy hair than my breasts.

Fookers.


[/attention whore]

Nice pic Scabby!

[MoonChild69]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/me.jpg

[Amythist]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/me.jpg

your pretty hawt mamma!

[MoonChild69]

Thanks babe... Your a cutie yourself!

[KommieKat]

melenka pic from photobucket...

Hey... I remember you!

I had no idea such a pretty person was behind such cruel and cold postings.

[MoonChild69]

Hey... I remember you!

I had no idea such a pretty person was behind such cruel and cold postings.

I remember you as well... I was not always cruel & cold. :(

[Josie]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/me.jpg

I don't understand how someone so gorgeous and "real" looking can be so ... for lack of a better term... blonde.

:yociexp37:

Anywho, you're beautiful :) More peekchoors, please.

[MoonChild69]

Hahahaha! (blonde joke). Thanks alot Josie. I like your pic as well, your son is sooo adorable.

[Titty]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/me.jpg



:yociexp108::15_002:

[Violet]

*pic*You look different than I remember. Must be a newer pic? I dunno.

It's a lovely photo, though. =)

[MoonChild69]

You look different than I remember. Must be a newer pic? I dunno.

It's a lovely photo, though. =)

Thanks Violet, it's my latest pic, hair color is different & not as curly. Oh yeah that other pic was taken many moons ago. ;)

[MoonChild69]

Titty.... :yociexp77:

[Lisa]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/me.jpg



Very pretty Melenka.

[funeeman]

Thanks Violet, it's my latest pic, hair color is different & not as curly. Oh yeah that other pic was taken many moons ago. ;)

1985?

[mcsmc]

1985?

The "moons" reference had me thinking more along the pre-white man America days.

[MoonChild69]

Hahahaha! 2/08... Bite me!

[4nik8]

...

[suki]

I tried to pick some shots you guys haven't seen before.

see? I do have an ass (circa a few months ago):

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/geneiabean/4045bf8f.jpg

chubby (circa several years ago):
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/geneiabean/desi6.jpg

bedroom olympics. 'ted's' got me in a headlock (no worries. I later bit his ass):
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/geneiabean/cross%20training%20for%20bed%20bums/crosstraining006.jpg

[CrAnIuM]

bedroom olympics. 'ted's' got me in a headlock (no worries. I later bit his ass):


Ted looks like a total chester.

[Titty]

Ted looks like he prefers to roll around with guys.


He also looks like his head contains approximately 12 gallons of fluid.

[Shade]

hiking in cali.

http://a90.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_5b0b98c15dbb75016df4279798796b71.gif

[Violet]

hiking in cali.
Shade! You never post pics. Awesome.

:yociexp108:

[CrAnIuM]

Shade! You never post pics. Awesome.

:yociexp108:


Yeah ... http://swollencranium.com/forums/images/icons/funny.gif

[KommieKat]

hiking in cali.

Dude, what part of Cali is that?

And, I'd have thought you burned the baby fat long ago.
Jeeze you look nothing like I had imagined (keep the homo comments to yourself pls).

[*Lins*]

The blonde is gone.. I hate the brown and this is a terrible pic but for some reason there are NO good pics with brown hair...
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7595/umme15579cdvxv9.jpg

[4nik8]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/me.jpg

Wow.

Going by your posts on Fy I would have never thought this is how you looked.

Very nice.

[Blood]

hiking in cali.



^^^ MINE. hehe
Cute pic babe. :yociexp77:

[KommieKat]

Wow.

Going by your posts on Fy I would have never thought this is how you looked.

Very nice.

I said just about the same thing myself.

She ROCKS!

[Manis_B]

there are no girls on the internet

[Scabman]

there are no girls on the internet

Only guys like you and me.

Wanna cyber?

[suki]

Ted looks like a total chester.


Ted looks like he prefers to roll around with guys.


He also looks like his head contains approximately 12 gallons of fluid.


'ted' gives the best nonny waxings I've had in my entire life.

he also has a perfectly normal shaped head.

he better...I'm going to give birth to his child.

[Cúchulainn]

Goddammit, most of those pictures suck ass. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? I wanna see boobies, goddamnit, BOOBIES! TITS OR GTFO!

Hell, I don't give a fuck, I'll throw my dong out there if it'll bring in the tits.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/TommyMo6853/stuffies.jpg

Ain't my dong yet, but here's me.

[Josie]

Goddammit, most of those pictures suck ass. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? I wanna see boobies, goddamnit, BOOBIES! TITS OR GTFO!

Hell, I don't give a fuck, I'll throw my dong out there if it'll bring in the tits.

*pic*

Ain't my dong yet, but here's me.

Stuffed animals, beer loungepants, and popcorn. I knew you were a softy at heart :)

[Cúchulainn]

Stuffed animals, beer loungepants, and popcorn. I knew you were a softy at heart :)

Bullshit. Ah, crap, fine, so you got me. But the data poster of the M249 Squad Automatic Weapon and the M240 that sat beside me doesn't mean anything? Like this?

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/TommyMo6853/E14Gun2.jpg

[Cúchulainn]

Oh, yeah, buffoonery! Forgot about that...

So the M240B is referred to as the '240 Bravo. So my gun is named Johnny Bravo, get it? The cartoon? I know one of you fuckers gets the joke. So, yeah, here's the Johnny Bravo gunner doing his Johnny Bravo pose. Fuck y'all.http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/TommyMo6853/JohnnyBravo.jpg

[Scabman]

Oh, yeah, buffoonery! Forgot about that...

So the M240B is referred to as the '240 Bravo. So my gun is named Johnny Bravo, get it? The cartoon? I know one of you fuckers gets the joke. So, yeah, here's the Johnny Bravo gunner doing his Johnny Bravo pose. Fuck y'all.
*pic*


The Norwedgie got the joke, so surely someone else did as well.

I usually do that pose when I'm drunk... Are you drunk?

[Josie]

Product placement!! Er, I mean... Nice pics :yociexp108:

As for the poster... I just figured that kinda stuff comes with the territory and ignored it.

[Cúchulainn]

No, totally sober. I'm in Iraq, bro. No booze authorized here whatsoever.

[JackBlack]

Hello..

http://www.dsherwood-guitartuition.co.uk/retard.jpg

[Cúchulainn]

Hello..
*pic*


AURGH! What the hell is that?! Is it a guy? Is it a girl? I don't get it! Aurgh!

[CrAnIuM]

Weapon and the M240 that sat beside me doesn't mean anything? Like this?



I cut my teeth on the 'pig' (m60). Humped one for my first 18 months as a new leg.

Good times ... good times.

[Cúchulainn]

I cut my teeth on the 'pig' (m60). Humped one for my first 18 months as a new leg.

Good times ... good times.

You lucky bastard. I wish we still had the M60 these days... This 240 is entirely too damn long to roll around in the streets with.

[CrAnIuM]

You lucky bastard. I wish we still had the M60 these days... This 240 is entirely too damn long to roll around in the streets with.



Don't you get issued an "Urban" barrel ?

There is a shorter barrel available, much like the assault barrel for the M249.

And, why the hell do you have a bipod instead of a forward hand grip ?

I would NEVER use the bipod in the city.

[Cúchulainn]

Don't you get issued an "Urban" barrel ?

There is a shorter barrel available, much like the assault barrel for the M249.

And, why the hell do you have a bipod instead of a forward hand grip ?

I would NEVER use the bipod in the city.

Nope, no urban barrel. No forward grip, either. We're trying to basically hump around a machine gun and use it like the old Browning M1919 .30-cal machine gun. You should remember that one, right?

[CrAnIuM]

Nope, no urban barrel. No forward grip, either. We're trying to basically hump around a machine gun and use it like the old Browning M1919 .30-cal machine gun. You should remember that one, right?

Duuuuuuude .. I'm old .. not ancient.

I joined in 1986.

The M1919 wet out of general use in the 70's. Although it WAS brought back
in the early 90's for special use.

[Cúchulainn]

Duuuuuuude .. I'm old .. not ancient.

I joined in 1986.

The M1919 wet out of general use in the 70's. Although it WAS brought back
in the early 90's for special use.

I know, I' know, I'm just giving you shit.

But, yeah, that's how we're operating the 240. Humping it around so its useless on the move and then emplacing it. Kinda sucks, but whatever. When we go to the range, I go ahead and shoot it from the hip and play all those stupid games. Can't hit shit, but god damn, it sure as hell looks cool!

[Cúchulainn]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/TommyMo6853/HappyFunTimes.jpg
Goofy smile and a fuckload of happy-fun-times.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/TommyMo6853/Inaction.png
First major firefight. That'd be me, the asshole with the M249E3 with the EOTech sight and the big-ass muzzle flash. No, I don't know why the muzzle flash is offset like that, its a freeze-frame from a video taken from my team leader's helmet camera.

[MoonChild69]

Hello..

http://www.dsherwood-guitartuition.co.uk/retard.jpg

Wow! I think I'm in Laaaaaa!:yociexp77:

[MoonChild69]

Wow.

Going by your posts on Fy I would have never thought this is how you looked.

Very nice.[/QUOTE]

Thank you.... :yociexp50:

[gigman]

December, 2007.

Yes, I've lost weight since that picture. Yay on me!

http://swollencranium.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=22&pictureid=143
Somehow I pictured you looking just like that.
Yeah right on the lost weight thing.

[mcsmc]

Somehow I pictured you looking just like that.
Yeah right on the lost weight thing.

Ready to vomit? Now, with that picture of him in mind, picture him sitting on his glass toilet, bent over (fat all rolled) watching himself shit. True story.

[Josie]

Ready to vomit? Now, with that picture of him in mind, picture him sitting on his glass toilet, bent over (fat all rolled) watching himself shit. True story.

Oh, I would so do that! :yociexp108:

*checks forum this is posted in*

Okay, so I tried to figure out how to spell the name of the french toilet that sprays your butt to clean it... (yes, I know how to say it). I, instead, found the squat toilet! hahaha My favorite part:

wikipedia c/p:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/French_Squatter_Toilet.jpg/180px-French_Squatter_Toilet.jpg

Arguments against squat toilets




A common argument[attribution needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_weasel_words)] against the squat toilet is that if toilet paper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper) is used where there is no flushing system installed, it is easy for the inexperienced user to clog the toilet. Those unfamiliar with the squat toilet should be sure to ask the location of the flushing bucket before attempting use. These buckets flush the toilets manually like a tank would.[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)]
Squat toilets are more difficult to use for those with limited mobility.[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)]
Users of the washdown seated toilet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet#The_bowl) common in North America are accustomed to having the waste drop into a wide pool of water, trapping much of the odor under water, whereas other users dread the accidental splashing of possibly contaminated water onto their buttocks with such a setting. The squat toilet bowl is drier, since it is not so submerged.
People experiencing diarrhea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea) can spray fecal matter over the floor and onto the back of the ankles and/or clothing. (in my mind, this comes complete with sound effects and the slow oozing with gravity afterward. *snicker*)

It's more difficult to relax and read a newspaper or magazine while using a squat toilet.


:11_003:

[suki]

most recent photo of me...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/geneiabean/100_0574.jpg


GONE be teh six pack.

ps. somebody clean my house. please.

[suki]

^ just in case anyone was wondering...

I wasn't wearing any panties.

[Josie]

most recent photo of me...

*pic*


GONE be teh six pack.

ps. somebody clean my house. please.

You call ^THAT^ pregnant?!? You are not near fat enough! (and I don't mean just the belly)

You just wait. I'll take a pic sometime here soon and show you what a real beached whale looks like.

:khi7h:

[Josie]

Gah!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Josiekittie/Me/1belly.jpg

Anything that may appear to be a stretch mark is, in fact, a vein. Yes, I'm that pale. *smiles*

And then, the much more palatable view:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Josiekittie/Me/2belly.jpg

btw, I'm 24 weeks.

[suki]

anything that looks like a stretch mark on me...is indeed a stretch mark.

I'm about 9 1/2 weeks.

I'll get gigantic, I'm sure...belly AND ass.

that pic is actually kinda misleading. most of that is just chub. I plumped up to even get preggo. I went from 115-120 to about 127 before conceiving. I'm down a few pounds...but still up about 8 from my normal climbing weight.

ALL FAT.

fat, fat, fat.

i can't even imagine how many pounds of muscle I've lost.

*le sigh*

I wanna go for a mountain bike ride :(

[JackBlack]

All I see is beer guts, what's going on here?

[suki]

I assure you that there was no beer involved in the making of that gut.

(maybe a glass of wine or two contributed to the festivities...but no beer)

[Cúchulainn]

Oh, I would so do that! :yociexp108:

*checks forum this is posted in*

Okay, so I tried to figure out how to spell the name of the french toilet that sprays your butt to clean it... (yes, I know how to say it). I, instead, found the squat toilet! hahaha My favorite part:

wikipedia c/p:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/French_Squatter_Toilet.jpg/180px-French_Squatter_Toilet.jpg

Arguments against squat toilets




A common argument[attribution needed (\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_weasel_words\")] against the squat toilet is that if toilet paper (\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper\") is used where there is no flushing system installed, it is easy for the inexperienced user to clog the toilet. Those unfamiliar with the squat toilet should be sure to ask the location of the flushing bucket before attempting use. These buckets flush the toilets manually like a tank would.[citation needed (\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed\")]
Squat toilets are more difficult to use for those with limited mobility.[citation needed (\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed\")]
Users of the washdown seated toilet (\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet#The_bowl\") common in North America are accustomed to having the waste drop into a wide pool of water, trapping much of the odor under water, whereas other users dread the accidental splashing of possibly contaminated water onto their buttocks with such a setting. The squat toilet bowl is drier, since it is not so submerged.
People experiencing diarrhea (\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea\") can spray fecal matter over the floor and onto the back of the ankles and/or clothing. (in my mind, this comes complete with sound effects and the slow oozing with gravity afterward. *snicker*)

It's more difficult to relax and read a newspaper or magazine while using a squat toilet.


:11_003:

Its a fucking Hadji Hole! So that's what they're called!

[DaKine]

AURGH! What the hell is that?! Is it a guy? Is it a girl? I don't get it! Aurgh!


Do you have a crush on Jack or something?

[*Lins*]

Gah!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Josiekittie/Me/1belly.jpg

Anything that may appear to be a stretch mark is, in fact, a vein. Yes, I'm that pale. *smiles*

And then, the much more palatable view:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Josiekittie/Me/2belly.jpg

btw, I'm 24 weeks.



The belly is precious!!

[peacheking28]

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/memygirls.jpg

[peacheking28]

Me


http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/me.jpg

[Shade]

Me


http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/me.jpg

I see you subscribe to the tammy fae baker approach to cosmetics!

[peacheking28]

I am on the right with blonde hair...The one on the left is my mom

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/momame-1.jpg

[peacheking28]

I see you subscribe to the tammy fae baker approach to cosmetics!
Whatever Shade...Just whatever

[Pinkslit]

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/memygirls.jpg



Very very nice for a hillbilly, Peach. :yociexp77:

[Cúchulainn]

Wow, peach, you're fat and for fuck's sake, the '80s are dead. Get a haircut.

[peacheking28]

Wow, peach, you're fat and for fuck's sake, the '80s are dead. Get a haircut.

Awwwww what's the matter Society.....Oh yeah FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA

[Shade]

Wow, peach, you're fat and for fuck's sake, the '80s are dead. Get a haircut.

Dude, she's from georgia. Thats actually in style. Considering the majority of haircuts are still in the bowlcut, mullet stage. I love you gums btw, you show them off nicely! ;) You would look hotter if you where more pale. I suggest a white cosmetic brush of white paint.

[suki]

Dude, she's from georgia. Thats actually in style. Considering the majority of haircuts are still in the bowlcut, mullet stage. I love you gums btw, you show them off nicely! ;) You would look hotter if you where more pale. I suggest a white cosmetic brush of white paint.


if she takes your advice and posts that picture...

I will hunt you like a dog.




...that is all. carry on.

[peacheking28]

if she takes your advice and posts that picture...

I will hunt you like a dog.




...that is all. carry on.


Yeah Yeah Yeah:khi7h:

[peacheking28]

Goddammit, most of those pictures suck ass. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? I wanna see boobies, goddamnit, BOOBIES! TITS OR GTFO!

Hell, I don't give a fuck, I'll throw my dong out there if it'll bring in the tits.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/TommyMo6853/stuffies.jpg

Ain't my dong yet, but here's me.



And you want to talk about me.... Look at you http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/Smilies/slider_vomit.gif

[mcsmc]

And you want to talk about me.... Look at you http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/Smilies/slider_vomit.gif

You're both ugly.

Happy now?

[peacheking28]

You're both ugly.

Happy now?


http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/Smilies/thsmileys159.gif


http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/Smilies/2up.gif

[Cúchulainn]

And you want to talk about me.... Look at you http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/peacheking28/my%20pics/Smilies/slider_vomit.gif

If that's all you've got, "look at you!", then you're pathetic. So I'm skinny as hell and pale. I've been wearing nothing but long sleeves and long pants and a helmet for the past 8 months, and I've been carrying well over my own body weight for the same, and unlike you, I don't get the chance to stuff my face every day and sit on my ass. Its called a job. I have one. You should get one. And then you should lose some fucking weight, you grease-coated fatsack.

[peacheking28]

If that's all you've got, "look at you!", then you're pathetic. So I'm skinny as hell and pale. I've been wearing nothing but long sleeves and long pants and a helmet for the past 8 months, and I've been carrying well over my own body weight for the same, and unlike you, I don't get the chance to stuff my face every day and sit on my ass. Its called a job. I have one. You should get one. And then you should lose some fucking weight, you grease-coated fatsack.



AWWWWWW Did i piss you off???????/ Poor Poor thing

[Cúchulainn]

AWWWWWW Did i piss you off???????/ Poor Poor thing

Hardly. I was enjoying flaming your obese ass, but the more you reply, the more its like making fun of the retarded kid at school. Too easy. Like your mother.

[peacheking28]

Hardly. I was enjoying flaming your obese ass, but the more you reply, the more its like making fun of the retarded kid at school. Too easy. Like your mother.


Cool....But I think you could probably do better then that....So, go ahead give it your best shot.....Dicksucker, Oh I mean SocietySucks

[Amythist]

HAHAHAHA....This shit is funny......Thanks for the entertainment ....

[peacheking28]

Yeah it is funny as hell....I love the entertainment myself

[Shade]

In reguards to the recent thread action, and in the interests of entertainment, Would you please get some better insults and come backs peaceking? It woudl really help. Look at you, dicksucker i mean socientysucks are worse then my spelling. You might as well be calling him a poopy head.

P.S. Amy your a poopy head!

[peacheking28]

Like I said thank 2 all that has entertained me today...It was GREAT!!!!!

[Amythist]

In reguards to the recent thread action, and in the interests of entertainment, Would you please get some better insults and come backs peaceking? It woudl really help. Look at you, dicksucker i mean socientysucks are worse then my spelling. You might as well be calling him a poopy head.

P.S. Amy your a poopy head!

haahahahah... your a doo doo mouth! na na na na na

[Lisa]

Goddammit, most of those pictures suck ass. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? I wanna see boobies, goddamnit, BOOBIES! TITS OR GTFO!

Hell, I don't give a fuck, I'll throw my dong out there if it'll bring in the tits.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/TommyMo6853/stuffies.jpg

Ain't my dong yet, but here's me.



For the record, you are NOT ugly IMO.

[Lisa]

The blonde is gone.. I hate the brown and this is a terrible pic but for some reason there are NO good pics with brown hair...
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7595/umme15579cdvxv9.jpg


Lins, nice pic but i prefer the blonde. Suits you much better.

[mcsmc]

Lins, nice pic but i prefer the blonde. Suits you much better.

The brown goes with her tits better.

[Pinkslit]

The brown goes with her tits better.

...and the color of her eyes. :yociexp77:

[*Lins*]

Lins, nice pic but i prefer the blonde. Suits you much better.


Suits me much better because I'm dumb? or suits me much better because the color looks better on me?

[*Lins*]

...and the color of her eyes. :yociexp77:

xoxox

[*Lins*]

The brown goes with her tits better.

.....?

[Lisa]

Suits me much better because I'm dumb? or suits me much better because the color looks better on me?


Heh... i'm blonde too.

Who said anything about you being dumb? I didn't.

The blonde (i think) suits you better because it makes you look far prettier.

[MoonChild69]

http://http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/th_100003.jpg (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/100003.jpg)

[MoonChild69]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/th_100003.jpg (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/100003.jpg)

[4nik8]

http://http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/th_100003.jpg (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/100003.jpg)

I couldn't help but find the irony of your boobs being posted in the "Never In A Million Years" thread.

I like freckles....

[Pinkslit]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/th_100003.jpg (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/100003.jpg)

nice boobies. I like freckles too.

[MoonChild69]

I couldn't help but find the irony of your boobs being posted in the "Never In A Million Years" thread.

I like freckles....

Hahahahahaaaaaa.....

[MoonChild69]

nice boobies. I like freckles too.

Awwwwww... Pink I heart you...

[Titty]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69/th_100003.jpg (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l100/melenka69
/100003.jpg)

NICE knockers!

[MoonChild69]

NICE knockers!

You are my baby.... xo:yociexp77:

[Titty]

You are my baby.... xo:yociexp77:

Does that mean I get to suckle them?

YES!

[MoonChild69]

Does that mean I get to suckle them?

YES!

Yes, only you babe...:yociexp77:

[Pinkslit]

Yes, only you babe...:yociexp77:

Now let's not get too hasty...I want MY share of them. :khi8l:

[4nik8]

Yes, only you babe...:yociexp77:

Hey wait...what was I coming all the way to NYC for then?:yociexpress09:

[MoonChild69]

Me of course.... Ha!

[4nik8]

Me of course.... Ha!

Done!

[Cúchulainn]

I'd hack 'em off and eat 'em. Yummy.

[DaKine]

I'd hack 'em off and eat 'em. Yummy.


Poor kid, haven't had any in awhile huh?

[Cúchulainn]

Poor kid, haven't had any in awhile huh?

No, I haven't. Been in this goddamned combat zone, pining away for a fucking bitch that up and fucks some wetbacked illegal spick sonuvabitch.

So, yeah, my sense of humor is really derogatory towards women at the moment.

[InterStella]

No, I haven't. Been in this goddamned combat zone, pining away for a fucking bitch that up and fucks some wetbacked illegal spick sonuvabitch.

So, yeah, my sense of humor is really derogatory towards women at the moment.

I'd poo in your vagoo.

Feeling better now?

:10_003:

[Cúchulainn]

I'd poo in your vagoo.

Feeling better now?

:10_003:

No, not really. I'd feel a lot better if I could poo in your vagoo.


:29_003:

[Silly Cunt]

Here's moi!

Tattooing some fat fuck bikers.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/Silly_Contitz/asleep2.jpg

...

[Silly Cunt]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/Silly_Contitz/prick-1.jpg

[suki]

speaking of fat fucks, mr. cunt...

putting on a few pounds, aint ya?

[Blood]

speaking of fat fucks, mr. cunt...

putting on a few pounds, aint ya?

FU pal, i think he looks GREAT.

Rock out with your cock out mista silleh cuz you is teh sex! :yociexp77:

[funeeman]

speaking of fat fucks, mr. cunt...

putting on a few pounds, aint ya?

Go easy on the fat dudes. Rules. . . making fun of the fat chicks. . . freak'n hilarious. Making fun of the portly guys. . . not so much.

[Amadeus]

http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/3224739485ce52d3.jpg

Come on...laugh it up.

[CrAnIuM]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a179/Silly_Contitz/prick-1.jpg



Yeah ... I still laugh at this one.

[Cúchulainn]

I think I can basically call anyone in this joint fat and get away with it.

[Amadeus]

I think I can basically call anyone in this joint fat and get away with it.

Hardly.

[CrAnIuM]

I think I can basically call anyone in this joint fat and get away with it.

I would definitely have to call them 'soft' at the very least.

Civilians ... pfft.

[Cúchulainn]

Hardly.

Have you seen my skinny ass?


I would definitely have to call them 'soft' at the very least.

Civilians ... pfft.

Yeah, I'm with you on that one. But at this point in time, I'm sweating off every pound I put on. Temps are back in the triple digits around here and, shit, man, you've been there, done that. Remember how cool and comfortable body armor and ammo and all that other shit is? Bet you don't miss that shit.